1972 “That is simply a hickory Daiquiri, Doc.” //--> “A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A form of this joke has a doctor entering a bar and ordering his usual daiquiri, but the bartender gives him something slightly different. 1 - 2 2 comments #19. YUP! Many more alien-to-me sounding recipes. 25, col. 7: The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" this was cute and clever with amusing rhymes and enjoyable artwork, but it didn't contain one actual drink I am interested in making. Make an appointment." Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. getting the almond daiquiri ready. 2 likes; Comment. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. was the reply. The Bartender replies, "Yeah, it's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc!" But he could have olives in his daiquiris...Routine established, the doctor dropped in his favorite pub and ordered a daiquiri. Colin: "Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. Though, I liked skydiveboy's "Problems with Cuba". Google Books else document.write(unescape(l[i])); So he cut up this hickory nut, and made a daiquiri out of that. Send Reset Link A link to reset your password has been sent to , … Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. So maybe you had to hear it instead of reading it. "No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc." 0. comments (0) Doctors Daiquiri. As he takes a seat at the bar, he looks up in confusion wondering why he can’t locate the bartender and whether or not he should be concerned by the mouse perched behind the bar looking him dead in the eye. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. So I said that it was a hickory daiquiri, doc! And the bartender says, "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, doc." Especially if you've finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to. I was so thrilled when my personally signed copy (thanks, Powell's Books!) submitted August 25, 2017 by brodo-swaggins-69 The doc takes a sip and asks, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?" Great Books to Give the Kids This Holiday. A list of Hickory puns! The bartender paled and confessed: The bartender rummages through the inventory but is only able to find hickory nuts. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Other Stories Other Stories . Reddit—Jokes google_color_url = "008000"; Eric Minch So one evening as five o’clock approached, the bartender began. Especially new parents. “There’s something I need to tell you,” says the woman.