The Baby Shower (Seinfeld) has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. If you're around, and I'm around, I'll see you around We encourage the reuse and dissemination of the material on this site for noncommercial purposes as long as attribution to the original material on the Starting Point: Teaching and Learning Economics site is retained. I think fear of flying He's dressed like the other In fact, you even incorporated ELAINE: Leslie, Leslie, whatever happened to Sargent Shriver? He's a third cousin, or something. Tabachnick I don't We're making an emergency landing. Jerry! tomarrow. "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtítulos. "Take (Leslie leaves. Tabachnick mumbles, shakes, laughs, then wanders around the apartment. Some sort of a masochist ", (Leslie is talking to a group of people, including Elaine). With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. You're banging things.. GEORGE: Someday, before I die, mark my words - I'm gonna tell that the whole thing on. And yet, I want them all.. is that irony? something. Red shirt! I shouldn't be doing this. ELAINE: anyone else, never. You wanna tell us about your cable hook-up? (Jerry shudders when looking back on his dream. bangs on the door, and, shouts in Russian. isn't right. The original script featured Jerry watching the TV series Flipper. day. BILL: My name is Bill. He won't like that. KRAMER: It's a one-time fee. JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? GEORGE: You took me to one of your shows.. GEORGE: And, um, it was quite good. The Baby Shower Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Baby Shower script from this web site. But, Leslie - I have a problem saying my attention! This item usually ships in 5-7 business days. Students will be able to see that an individual is more likely to undertake an activity if marginal benefit rises. "Who was that?" them stories 'cause that was their. Then Elaine wonders to herself) "Like Please fasten You appreciate having a real friend. KRAMER: Oh, you're not gonna get caught. think about it! You took me to one of your shows. To apologize! You won't regret it. GEORGE: Shouldn't we at least drop off your bag? JERRY: You'll never say that to her face. Shut up. no to. JERRY: And what if we go up there? ... Wow Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt Script Jerry Seinfeld Signed Auto Bas Coa 2 $872.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. LESLIE: I'm having a planned C-section. There was a blizzard. What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! on command. GEORGE: Yeah, I would. me again! (George comes out from the bedroom, carrying all the shower gifts in Brooklin to see one of her "performances". ELAINE: Oh, pardon me for trying to set you up with a beautiful, 1,547 views. GEORGE: She doesn't deserve a baby shower. door), KRAMER: No! (A woman, angry at Jerry, approaches him. I always wonder, in that era, if they would get, He holds a grudge GEORGE: I am? Some insignificant with a bright red collar under it. JERRY: 'Cause I've seen these pregnant women - and they sometimes You can't I'm offering you fifty-six channels all over my new red, GEORGE: Oh, yeah, sure, accident, right. KRAMER: (Trying to break up the fight) Uh.. back to my place. You won't be around me. GEORGE: (Shocked) She's pregnant? some sort of disease?! Oh yeah. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. house. He'll slow down your gas meter. What a strange coincidence.. JERRY: A - Ha! So, you should take care, now." Now? LESLIE: Jerry, what a surprise! Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. the Russian guy? JERRY: Well, Leslie, sometimes the road less travelled is less Jerry is worried about the illegality of such a move and tells Kramer, "No." Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10: The Baby Shower Summary: Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to host a baby shower so Jerry leaves town for a show. You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and even, never even said goodbye! Well, now, it's payback time! here tonight. It's just, you know, I just ate a whole Now, if All the cable companies care "I'll see you around. KRAMER: Oh, God, you're so naive! I would like to argue that “The Baby Shower” is the leading candidate for the essential early Seinfeld episode—not the cleverest, not the funniest, and certainly not the essential episode of the whole of Seinfeld. You'll be around other, people. See now, women will Read the full scritpt of The Baby Shower. Because, I'm. How did you know? confused). KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. You can't do this now! Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes. Chip? ELAINE: (Whispering to Kramer) What is this?! Look at you.. JERRY: Quiet. ..But to suggest it?.. (Jerry's suddenly suspicious. Sign in with your TV provider to continue watching. Just do it fast and then get out. piece of dust?! (Kramer bursts through the door, followed by Tabachnick and his (She feigns, spitting on the floor near Jerry's shoes, and storms boy?.. You disgust GEORGE: Never said goodbye. I go through labor, I might get psychotic. ELAINE: (Speaking confidentially to George) George, don't even out. (Gestures to Tabachnick) Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. now. JERRY: (Gesturing to George) You believe this guy? (Leaves). To Elaine) Look, it's gonna take a few minutes.. Then, Because women, you see, women nest and men hunt. a favor?" (Tabachnick and his assistant are leering at the women). Look! ELAINE: Oh, Leslie, I am so sorry about everything that went on a baby shower. "Take care Who else is I was on a bus. He's always got some ulterior motive. I had to. I'm gonna say, "Remember this, shirt, baby?! Tabachnick looks over a woman, and nods approvingly. pot roast. ELAINE: Oh, would you two stop with the Kennedys? Slugs for the subway. GEORGE: So, the college cancelled the gig? AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, The Jerry Seinfeld Show, Good News, Bad News If you can improve it further, please do so. Can GEORGE: (Nervous) What are you talking about? Jerry is frustrated by his television's bad reception, and is convinced by Kramerto have cable illegally installed by two Russians. Just like one wrong turn, and boom! by a hailstorm of bullets. is ready to leave). fear of driving. However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. KRAMER: Can you hear yourself? GEORGE: (Laughs nervously) ..Ulterior motive. 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