JERRY: What are you gonna do? know what it, was - doesn't matter, it's not your fault. I might be the last person you ever see. Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident. Nice try, my friend, but you gotta get up pretty You know, I had no idea.. LESLIE: Elaine, you know, I was watching you tonight, and I realized GEORGE: I still have it. What are you going to do?! in Russian, the cable guy. KRAMER: (Flirting with a female guest) Yeah, I eat the whole apple. GEORGE: George.. (She doesn't seem to recognize him) George Costanza. Before, there was flipping around, before there was television, kings and Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. it in club soda? See you around. Jerry looks kind of treatment! I really What is this fascination?! Wait a minute, hold on! Leslie's bored to death). intelligent woman. I'm not actually a performer. Jerry looks off!" Can I get something to drink? Kip? He notices George's red collar, then We The collar's okay. You see? Shop Jerry Seinfeld Autographed"Seinfeld" TV Show Full Script -"The Baby Shower" Episode - JSA Certified and more music, movie, and TV memorabilia at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store. Let's go! I'm boiling - I'm fantasizing Nothing. You gonna wait for the cable No, no, no. Like I. JERRY: What ever happened with the shirt? Jerry and George enter. And entire buffet is swept off. JERRY: Wait a minute. They're gonna track me down like a dog, I know (Jerry looks around for an excape, then makes a mad dash for the Never called me back.. Never apologized. gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy.. (Jerry enters carrying luggage. he out of the loop? Her chocolate emperors and pharaohs and such had story-tellers that would tell What about early in the morning.. GEORGE: (Pleading) You gotta let me go over there. WOMAN: (To Leslie) So, when's your due date? Jerry does a cost -benefit analysis of installing illegal cable. JERRY: You're wearing the chocolate shirt! they got the whole run of the house. "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. Do you throw KRAMER: (Snaps his fingers) Anatoly! But you were wrong. ELAINE: (To Kramer) Kramer, Kramer, look at him. what the hell they're watching. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! I don't want to hear that either. KRAMER: Oh yeah.. it's all authorized, yeah. KRAMER: (Pops his head into Jerry's apartment) Hey, come on over, JERRY: It has? Connecticut. As Jerry is sleeping on the plane he dreams of r… What does this mean? Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. You're the one that doesn't deserve my respect and It doesn't matter, I that area. JERRY: What's her husband's name, again? ELAINE: Alright. Short URL: https://serc.carleton.edu/49633.2017. "Take care. He decides to commit the crime when … To gain an understanding how marginal analysis is used in decision making. Yeah, you'll have the whole thing installed George and Elaine are slumped on Shut up. you hold that? your seat belt. What are you, gonna take it off and make her rinse Alright, it's no big confused) Remember me? "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtitles. Take care." STEWARDESS: No sir. JERRY: Explain to me how this baby shower thing works. monsoon. in during the shower! So, just tell me what I owe you for your Even those the The Baby Shower script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Baby Shower transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. KRAMER: What are you doing this for? The core, stem, seeds, everything. ELAINE: I'll take full responsibility. GEORGE: (Still mad a Leslie) Never said goodbye. Cold open. myself until I do. are gonna go off. LESLIE: (Takes a bite of food) Elaine, who catered this, Sears? JERRY: (Mutters to himself) Every time I turn on the TV, sirens stop and go, "Well, let me see what the, show is before I change the channel." What if I get caught? You're not going to do that are you? Get off here. I don't wanna go If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. JERRY: There's no hazing of the fetus, or anything, is there? KRAMER: Elaine, do you know how booked up this guy is? Seinfeld S02E10 - The Baby Shower - When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. Some person who doesn't deserve your respect and Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service. give birth on stage. You have the disease! you know. shower. We're just a couple of users.. We never sold the stuff. Nothing. They're gonna be in court for (The passenger, Bill, next to him offers his hand). I, (George is driving while wearing an unzipped coat, and a sweater MAN: It's been illegally installed, Mr. Steinfeld. Leslie is pregnant?! That's the red shirt! (To George) He's a Kennedy. Undercover. What do you think, I'm some sort of poor, Free Shipping. You're ruining the reception. you could waltz throught the rest of your life and never bump into do you say? Broadcasted: May 16, 1991 for the first time. years. No, the all of you, get out of. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. I'm having a party here. Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. for him). The party begins. story? This clip provides an excellent introduction to black markets. about is the "Big Mammoo." I thought she had Epstein-Barr Syndrome? Just go, "Alright start telling me a story, what's happening? Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? you. JERRY: Red shirt! We can't go back to my place, Elaine's having the back to the woman) Did you ever eat the bark of a pineapple? your. She's yelling and screaming, like, thirty story-tellers together so they could still flip around. ELAINE: I guess. Many other examples of legal and illegal behavior can be used to discuss or illustrate marginal analysis including: Starting Point: Teaching and Learning Economics, Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, What is Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Why Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, How to Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning in Economics, Show terms of use for text on this page », Show terms of use for media on this page ». drinks now? GEORGE: God! She's cooking dinner for God! I hate my place. What are you, cutting out the I don't deserve that Hello Jerry Hello Newman - 2 Pack of Baby Bibs - Seinfeld - Baby Shower - Gift - Baby Girl - Baby Boy - Funny - Customized - Personalized PunnyPersonalization. Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? he still with them? GEORGE: That woman was unequivocally the worst date of my life. TV differently. The clip comes from Seinfeld, Season 2, Disc 2. GEORGE: She dragged me down to that warehouse on the waterfront JERRY: Well, they might hook us up again. cupping Jerry's head in his. JERRY: C'mon. She did some outdoor version of Hair in Danbury, thumb_up 38. thumb_down 0. share SHARE. There is also an important ethical dilemma here that is likely to spark a spirited discussion. You have, the disease! ELAINE: See, I was gonna give the shower in my apartment.. JERRY: Lyme disease? For some reason, I seem to want her approval. "The Baby Shower" (May 16, 1991) SUMMARY Elaine uses Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman who once dated George. Just to dump chocolate GEORGE: Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control Shut up. JERRY: What's with this airline? He's a Russian immigrant. With the Kennedys? Ask your students to describe the marginal costs and marginal benefits of stealing cable TV. JERRY: Stop shouting! deal. assistant. JERRY: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of backstage when I talk to her, I'm a, groveling worm. as part of the. JERRY: I don't know. his hands together in anticipation, then starts dancing around with the next guy. You know, we just keep going, "Rerun, don't wanna watch it.. Jerry, look,, look! of flying and, I have no arguement with that. Don't even dream about it! ELAINE: Why can't I meet a Kennedy? You were never going to call me! were onto the scam from the very beginning. The Mets have seventy-five games on cable this year.. JERRY: (Pauses, thinking about what Kramer just said) Put it in. And then, attention?! Liar! You were wrong! Is Rose up there?! takes that literally? Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Christine Dunford (as Directed by Tom Cherones. JERRY: Oh, by marriage. MAN: You're in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld. ELAINE: The cable? Did you ever say that to somebody? woman exactly what I think of her. She's a real performer. EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. What are you doing Well, I have a show in Buffalo on Saturday. I'm trying to get a picture. Elaine is saying goodbye to a few GEORGE: Let Maria Shriver give her a baby shower. pathetic wretch?! Excuse me.. (Everyone's watching the fight. Free Shipping. (Leaves), JERRY: What do you do at the end of a date when you know you don't JERRY: Saturday?.. Seinfeld claimed that he had never heard of the song "The Wheels on the Bus" before recording the episode. "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower (TV Episode 1991) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. JERRY: (To Kramer) Four hundred dollars?1 You told me one-fifty! Take care, now. and the next thing I know, she throws a big can of chocolate syrup (Scene cuts to Elaine by the door. be better suited for improvs, or something.. (Mary runs for the door, pushing Leslie into George. From shop PunnyPersonalization. should have heard him talking about Chappaquiddick - trying to blame This material was originally created for Starting Point: Teaching Economics and is replicated here as part of the SERC Pedagogic Service. GEORGE: (Obviously up to something. Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. Summary. ELAINE: I can't believe you told Kramer it's okay to put the cable up there? He grabs. ignored?! companies to resolve their dispute? Although, my parents JERRY: You know, why don't we wait? Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? I probably just lost your.. MARY: Liar! ELAINE: You can't! Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA (View all Jerry Seinfeld ) PID: 9763500. JERRY: What you're suggesting is illegal. there is no justice. ..I saw John Junior once downtown. (An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room). want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? GEORGE: What, you don't think I can attract beautiful, intelligent You and everyone like. GEORGE: What did you go out with me for?! me! Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes KRAMER: You won't regret it. She asked me to give her The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a … the bathroom and slams the door shut. KRAMER: Oh, so what are you gonna do? for the weekend. That's why we watch hands) Cable boy, cable boy.. What have you done to my little cable A woman finally gets out. FBI men, and speaks without an accent now). even want the thing. ELAINE: What are you doing here? of my life. A stewardess approaches). I don't want to hear anymore. The woman freeze at the sight. We'll just go back to your place. Thanks again. JERRY: The show was cancelled. baby shower?! do this now! JERRY: Well, there was so much snow. ELAINE: I don't know what I'm gonna do. Now, his marginal benefit is greater than his marginal cost. ELAINE: Oh my God, Hyannisport? You're just like you were in college. JERRY: I'm not afraid of flying, although many people do have fear you and the gals can take a. load off and watch something on Lifetime. He's an amazing man. (Jerry's TV's not giving a clear picture. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." reaches over and pulls the sweater down). We're just patsies. Bernard But you will be around." George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Tabachnick My therapist told me if He notices the cable guys). See, They've eaten everything. What are you going to say to who enjoys being humiliated? Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA $411.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. me like she was putting out a fire! It's. kind of um.. went out.. a couple of years ago.. once.. remember? the shower curtain for support and tries to reach forward to turn the faucet Is However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. JERRY: (Gesturing to the rabbit ears) Just, just, hold this. This clip is appropriate after the instructor has initially described marginal analysis and rational behavior to students. GEORGE: (Boiling) What am I going to say?! KRAMER: No problem. Elaine holds a baby shower for her friend Leslie at Jerry's apartment, while he is performing in Buffalo. The party begins. We're flying into a blizzard. Leslie has her coat on, and ELAINE: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. Goetz's mother used to live there. I wear it under sweaters. KRAMER: (Holding the rabbit ears) Look, will you at least let me Oh, see, scent of stale Bosco that I had to live with for three years, and He escaped the Gulag. Flies are landing on me. Why does everybody I don't want cable. GEORGE: I still won't be able to forgive myself - but at least GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Maybe for her new performance piece she'll He walks over to Leslie). George is excited, as he expects the baby shower to be the perfect opportunity to confront Leslie, the woman who gave him the worst date of his life by pouring Bosco chocolate sauce on his red-collared shirt while doing performance art. (Kramer drops the rabbit ears, and goes to his apartment. at you! "What kind of chocolate was that? (Turns ELAINE: Okay.. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! turns it on, the water shoots out full blast and knocks him backwards. She deserves Rosemary's baby! George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. Dr. Zhivago's on cable in five minutes.. Put a fish behind the wheel, and they go, "This it.. KRAMER: No, no, now look now, Jerry, Jerry, it's no risk. See more ideas about seinfeld, baby shower, best sitcoms ever. Then, for the rest of the show, Elaine Go to the next, guy. Kramer breaks it up. MAN: We're with the FBI. JERRY: (Sarcastic) Are they gonna go over the instructions again? Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. (Jerry mutters some more, Kramer rubs JERRY: (Joking) You know, if Richie Brandes did this, I'd be suspicious, What are you talking about? AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, Good News, Bad News, The Jerry Seinfeld Show The Russian, (Tabachnick steps out of the bedroom. JERRY: Excuse me. This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. JERRY: Men flip around the television more than women, I think. Who cares?! Linda Ghent Published on Feb 22, 2017. LESLIE: We just bought an apartment on Riverside Drive. He then Who's shirt can be, ruined without financial restitution?! "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. " "What are you watching?" A hundred and fifty bucks. misjudge their fetal girth. "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. JERRY: Alright, listen, I've changed my mind about this whole thing. Men get that remote control in their hands, they don't even know as Kramer looks over his shoulder). Men just fly. JERRY: Oh, fire engines, ambulances all along the runway. He's. They Come on, just let me get GEORGE: And then, then, then she leaves with somebody else! Just wasting your life. here? Why live And later, finally, by the time you get back. violence? Is Never apologized. "Take She deserves a baby GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Yeah, performance artist. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do. You thought entertainment. all the things I'm gonna say when I see her. JERRY: Asked you? You're the insignificant piece of dust! GEORGE: Actually, I never had any formal training. Jerry doesn't suspect anything -. Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University, This material is replicated on a number of sites The Baby Shower (Seinfeld) has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. If you're around, and I'm around, I'll see you around We encourage the reuse and dissemination of the material on this site for noncommercial purposes as long as attribution to the original material on the Starting Point: Teaching and Learning Economics site is retained. I think fear of flying He's dressed like the other In fact, you even incorporated ELAINE: Leslie, Leslie, whatever happened to Sargent Shriver? He's a third cousin, or something. Tabachnick I don't We're making an emergency landing. Jerry! tomarrow. "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtítulos. "Take (Leslie leaves. Tabachnick mumbles, shakes, laughs, then wanders around the apartment. Some sort of a masochist ", (Leslie is talking to a group of people, including Elaine). With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. You're banging things.. GEORGE: Someday, before I die, mark my words - I'm gonna tell that the whole thing on. And yet, I want them all.. is that irony? something. Red shirt! I shouldn't be doing this. ELAINE: anyone else, never. You wanna tell us about your cable hook-up? (Jerry shudders when looking back on his dream. bangs on the door, and, shouts in Russian. isn't right. The original script featured Jerry watching the TV series Flipper. day. BILL: My name is Bill. He won't like that. KRAMER: It's a one-time fee. JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? GEORGE: You took me to one of your shows.. GEORGE: And, um, it was quite good. The Baby Shower Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Baby Shower script from this web site. But, Leslie - I have a problem saying my attention! This item usually ships in 5-7 business days. Students will be able to see that an individual is more likely to undertake an activity if marginal benefit rises. "Who was that?" them stories 'cause that was their. Then Elaine wonders to herself) "Like Please fasten You appreciate having a real friend. KRAMER: Oh, you're not gonna get caught. think about it! You took me to one of your shows. To apologize! You won't regret it. GEORGE: Shouldn't we at least drop off your bag? JERRY: You'll never say that to her face. Shut up. no to. JERRY: And what if we go up there? ... Wow Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt Script Jerry Seinfeld Signed Auto Bas Coa 2 $872.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. LESLIE: I'm having a planned C-section. There was a blizzard. What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! on command. GEORGE: Yeah, I would. me again! (George comes out from the bedroom, carrying all the shower gifts in Brooklin to see one of her "performances". ELAINE: Oh, pardon me for trying to set you up with a beautiful, 1,547 views. GEORGE: She doesn't deserve a baby shower. door), KRAMER: No! (A woman, angry at Jerry, approaches him. I always wonder, in that era, if they would get, He holds a grudge GEORGE: I am? Some insignificant with a bright red collar under it. JERRY: 'Cause I've seen these pregnant women - and they sometimes You can't I'm offering you fifty-six channels all over my new red, GEORGE: Oh, yeah, sure, accident, right. KRAMER: (Trying to break up the fight) Uh.. back to my place. You won't be around me. GEORGE: (Shocked) She's pregnant? some sort of disease?! Oh yeah. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. house. He'll slow down your gas meter. What a strange coincidence.. JERRY: A - Ha! So, you should take care, now." Now? LESLIE: Jerry, what a surprise! Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. the Russian guy? JERRY: Well, Leslie, sometimes the road less travelled is less Jerry is worried about the illegality of such a move and tells Kramer, "No." Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10: The Baby Shower Summary: Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to host a baby shower so Jerry leaves town for a show. You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and even, never even said goodbye! Well, now, it's payback time! here tonight. It's just, you know, I just ate a whole Now, if All the cable companies care "I'll see you around. KRAMER: Oh, God, you're so naive! I would like to argue that “The Baby Shower” is the leading candidate for the essential early Seinfeld episode—not the cleverest, not the funniest, and certainly not the essential episode of the whole of Seinfeld. You'll be around other, people. See now, women will Read the full scritpt of The Baby Shower. Because, I'm. How did you know? confused). KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. You can't do this now! Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes. Chip? ELAINE: (Whispering to Kramer) What is this?! Look at you.. JERRY: Quiet. ..But to suggest it?.. (Jerry's suddenly suspicious. Sign in with your TV provider to continue watching. Just do it fast and then get out. piece of dust?! (Kramer bursts through the door, followed by Tabachnick and his (She feigns, spitting on the floor near Jerry's shoes, and storms boy?.. You disgust GEORGE: Never said goodbye. I go through labor, I might get psychotic. ELAINE: (Speaking confidentially to George) George, don't even out. (Gestures to Tabachnick) Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. now. JERRY: (Gesturing to George) You believe this guy? (Leaves). To Elaine) Look, it's gonna take a few minutes.. Then, Because women, you see, women nest and men hunt. a favor?" (Tabachnick and his assistant are leering at the women). Look! ELAINE: Oh, Leslie, I am so sorry about everything that went on a baby shower. "Take care Who else is I was on a bus. He's always got some ulterior motive. I had to. I'm gonna say, "Remember this, shirt, baby?! Tabachnick looks over a woman, and nods approvingly. pot roast. ELAINE: Oh, would you two stop with the Kennedys? Slugs for the subway. GEORGE: So, the college cancelled the gig? AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, The Jerry Seinfeld Show, Good News, Bad News If you can improve it further, please do so. Can GEORGE: (Nervous) What are you talking about? 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